ELYSEE PALACE IN ENGLISH

You want write me (the French President) then please to learn to write in anglais in futur for rapide response. In the nouveau world, we all have to comandeer the English language if we are ever going to once again dominate les Anglo-Saxons...?! Here IAM, trying my best to changer la France and les français (do you feel ze beat - I juste lurve that Marseille rap...?) It's been fun for the past few years. As you are all aware, and probably jealous, I spend as many nights as possible with my cute Italian wife (who speaks Englisch perfectly). Enough about me, tell me about yourselves. But in English or at least Franglais if you please. (I don't like to repeat it), but those amongst us who still believe in "Liberté, Egalité and Fraternité" owe it to their country to conform to the new rules of the 21st century where their personal efforts to adapt will be hugely rewarded, and compensate all ze other 80% of our citoyens who can't bother learning another language. BTW, I'm new to this site. But a friendly message to the moderators: you "feck with me" (I think that is the correct northern English / Anglo-Saxon terminology), and I shall immediately send you to the guillotine...?!