To alcohol ! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

♪♪ When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the towel,
'Cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away.
At Flaming Moe's... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
When liquor in a mug... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
Can warm you like a hug... (Flaming Moe's...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away. ♪♪

Flaming Moe's - Season 3


♪♪ [Shary Bobbins :] In front of a tavern, flat on his face,
A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case.
[Barney :] Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass,
Come on, help me, I'm freezing my ass.
Buy me brandy, a snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding ? I'll drink turpentine.
[Moe :] Move it, you drunk or I'll blast your rear end.
[Barney :] I found two bucks. [Moe :] Then come in, my friend.
[Shary Bobbins :] And so let us live on this heartwarming scene.
[Bart :] Can I be a boozehound ? [Homer :] Not till you're fifteen. ♪♪

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious - Season 8


♪♪ [Homer :] Around the house, I never lift a finger,
As a husband and father, I'm subpar.
I'd rather drink a beer than win Father of the Year,
I'm happy with things the way they are.
[Lisa :] I'm getting used to never getting noticed.
[Bart :] I'm stuck here till I can steal a car.
[Marge :] The house is still a mess and I'm going bald from stress.
[The Simpsons :] But we're happy just the way we are.
[Ned :] They're not perfect but the Lord says Love thy neighbor.
[Homer :] Shut up, Flanders ! [Ned :] Okely-dokely do !
[Shary Bobbins :] Don't think it's sour grapes
But you're all a bunch of apes.
And so I must be leaving you. ♪♪

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious - Season 8